Inside a Dog, it's too Dark to Read...

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So, it seems that my arch nemesis, Boredom the Frog has come over unannounced, and proceeded to eat all my biscuits and drink all my coffee, and drone on and on about his experiences in “The Great War” (which, I might add, was finished before he was born), and that time he invented gravity.

So in a desperate attempt to get him to bugger off, I decided to do this. But then I remembered that this quiz is for other people to answer for me, so now I have to think of something else to do.

Anyway, if you loved me, you’d fill out this quiz, and have my babies. In that order.
Erm…the second part is optional.


1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Would you ever make out with me?

13. Physically, what stands out?

14. Emotionally, what stands out?

15. Do you wish I was cooler?

16. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

18. Am I lovable?

19. How long have you known me?

20. Describe me in one word.

21. What was your first impression?

22. Do you still think that way about me now?

23. What do you think my weakness is?

24. Do you think I'll get married?

25. What makes me happy?

26. What makes me sad?

27. What reminds you of me?

28. If you could give me anything what would it be?

29. How well do you know me?

30. When's the last time you saw me?

31. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

32. Do you think I could kill someone?

33. Do you think I would kill someone?

34. Have you ever wanted to sleep with me?

35. Are you going to put this on your deviant journal and see what I say about you?